What's the definition of a school report?
| Letter jokes
What's the definition of a school report? A poison pen letter from the principal.
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The boss called one of his employees into the
| Business jokes
The boss called one of his employees into the office. "Rob," he said, "you've been with the company for a year. You started off in the post room, one week later you were promoted to a sales position, and one month after that you were promoted to district manager of the sales department. "Just
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Why did Frankenstein's monster give up
| Monster jokes
Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing? Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.
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This day holds a lot of meaning for me. It
| Marriage jokes
This day holds a lot of meaning for me. It was on this day two years ago that I lost my dear wife and children. I'll never forget that game of cards...
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Why did the witch lose her
| Witch jokes
Why did the witch lose her way? Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.
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A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, “Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer.” The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, for passersby would tend to think that three men were buried under the stone. However he suggested an alternative: He would inscribe, “Here lies a man who was both honest and a lawyer. That way, whenever anyone walked by the tombstone and read it, they would be certain to remark: “That’s Strange!”