Why do waiters prefer
| Waiter jokes
Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies? Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup? .
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What is a vampire's
| Vampire jokes
What is a vampire's favourite soup ? Scream of mushroom !
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Q: How can you tell if a
| Blonde jokes
Q: How can you tell if a cat is blonde? A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.
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Have you seen www.indecisive.com?
| Internet jokes
Have you seen www.indecisive.com? Yes and no.
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Why did the poor dog chase his own tail ?
| Dog jokes
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail ? He was trying to make both ends meet !
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An American, a Jew and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They were all brought to the same emergency room, but all three of them died before they arrived. Just as they were about to put the toe tag on the American, he stirred and opened his eyes. Astonished, the doctors and nurses present asked him what happened. “Well,” said the American, “I remember the crash, and then there was a beautiful light, and then the Canadian and the Jew and I were standing at the gates of heaven. St. Peter approached us and said that we were all too young to die, and that for a donation of $50, we could return to the earth. So, of course, I pulled out my wallet and gave him the $50, and the next thing I knew I was back here.” “That’s amazing!” said one of the doctors, “But what happened to the other two?” “Last I saw them,” replied the American, “the Jew was haggling over the price and the Canadian was waiting for the government to pay for his!”