Is it good to drink witch's brew?
| Witch jokes
Is it good to drink witch's brew? Yes, it's very newt tricious!
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How do you know you're leading a sad
| Dirty jokes
How do you know you're leading a sad life? When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends."
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How does an octopus go to war ?
| Various animal jokes
How does an octopus go to war ? Well-armed !
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What would happen if tarantulas were as big as
| Insect jokes
What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses ? If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital !
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Sherlock Holmes
| Humor jokes
Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had gone to bed and were lying there looking up at the sky. Holmes said, "Watson, look up. What do you see? "Well, I see thousands of stars." "And what does that mean to you?" "Well, I guess it means we will have anoth
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A cannibal son and his father are out looking for food. They are watching people walk down the street. The son suggested a particularly plump woman and the father rejected saying that she’s too fatty. Later on the son asked about a very skinny woman. Again the father refused saying that she’s to skinny. After a while the son pointed out a very attractive woman.” sure son” the father replied, drooling. “We’ll take her home and eat you mother!”