A truck driver was pulled over

Three guys were fishing in a lake one day,

| Fishing jokes

Three guys were fishing in a lake one day, when an angel appeared in the boat. When the three astonished men had settled down enough to speak, the first guy asked the angel humbly, "I've suffered from back pain ever since I took shrapnel in the Vietnam War ... Could you help me?" "Of course," t

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Teacher: "Sam, what is the outside of a

| School jokes

Teacher: "Sam, what is the outside of a tree called?" Sam: "I don't know." Teacher: "Bark, Sam, bark." Sam: "Bow, wow, wow!"

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How does a vampire get through life with

| Vampire jokes

How does a vampire get through life with only one fang? He has to grin and bare it.

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A brunette walks into a bar and says, "Gimme an

| Blonde jokes

A brunette walks into a bar and says, "Gimme an M L." The bartender says, "What's an M L?" The brunette says, "A Miller Light." Another brunette walks in and says, "Gimme a B L" The bartender says, "What's a B L?" She says, "Bud Light." A dumb blonde walks in and says, "Gimme a 15." The bartende

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Diner:

| Waiter jokes

Diner: Waitress, the portions are getting smaller. Waiter: It's just an optical illusion. It's just that the restaurant has been enlarged.

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A truck driver was pulled over by a State Trooper. The patrolman told him to get out of the truck, and noticed that the driver appeared to be putting something in his mouth as he stepped out of the cab. Figuring that the driver was putting away his pep pills, the patrolman asked “Did I just see you swallow something?” “Yep, that was my birth control pill.” said the driver. “Birth control pill?” asked the patrolman. “Yep, when I saw your light, I knew I was fucked.”