Diner: Could I have a glass
| Waiter jokes
Diner: Could I have a glass of water? Waiter: To drink? Diner: No, I want to rinse out a few things.
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Teacher: If you have five
| School jokes
Teacher: If you have five haystacks in one corner, five in another and two in another, how many would you have ? Pupil: One big haystack !
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Tom was so excited about his promotion to
| Business jokes
Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and kept bragging about it to his wife for weeks on end. Finally she couldn't take it any longer, and told him, "Listen, it means nothing, they even have a vice president of peas at the grocery store!". "Re
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What's the best thing about deadly snakes ?
| Snake jokes
What's the best thing about deadly snakes ? They've got poisonality !
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CUSTOMER: How do you make a pig float? WAITER: Just give him an inner tube.