First cannibal: We had burglars last night.
| Cannibal jokes
First cannibal: We had burglars last night. Second cannibal: Did they taste good?
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Policeman: Do you know
| Car and train jokes
Policeman: Do you know how fast you were going? Motorist: No, you're the one with the radar.
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Which insect didn't play well in goal ?
| Sport jokes
Which insect didn't play well in goal ? The fumble bee !
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One day Mullah was beating his donkey
| Various animal jokes
One day Mullah was beating his donkey in a remote place. A man saw him and asked: why are you beating the poor animal. Sorry, said Mullah, is it a member of your family?
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IRS Agent: What's all this? Bracken:
| Idiot and fool jokes
IRS Agent: What's all this? Bracken: Well, you told me to bring all my records with me and I did. Here's some by Willie Nelson, Tammy Wynette, and Garth Brooks . . .
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Q. Why did the blonde write “TGIF” on her shoes? A. To remind her that “toes go in first.”