The eastern lady who was all ready to take a
| Cowboy jokes
The eastern lady who was all ready to take a horseback ride said to the cowboy, "Can you get me a nice gentle pony?" "Shore," said the cowboy. "What kind of a saddle do you want, English or western?" "What's the difference?" asked the lady. "The western saddle has a horn on it," said the cow
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Pierre was a camper from France. In his
| Humor jokes
Pierre was a camper from France. In his honour, Jenny sang a French song in the talent show. But she didn't sing very well. 'Does that make you homesick?' someone asked Pierre. 'No,' he answered. 'Just sick sick!
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Doctor, Doctor
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I'm having trouble with my breathing. I'll give you something that will soon put a stop to that!
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'Mum, there's a man at the door collecting
| Children jokes
'Mum, there's a man at the door collecting for the Old Folk's Home. Shall I give him Grandma ?'
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Will the father be present during the
| Marriage jokes
Will the father be present during the birth? asked the obstetrician. "Nah," replied the mother-to-be, "He and my husband don't get along."
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A husband was trying to prove to his wife that women talk more than men. He showed her a study which indicated that men use about 10,000 words per day, whereas women use 20,000 words per day. His wife thought about this for a while. She then told her husband that women use twice as many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say. Her husband looked stunned. He said “What?”