Which Lord Mayor of London was always on the
| Internet jokes
Which Lord Mayor of London was always on the Internet? Click Whittington
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What are the four food groups?
| Food jokes
What are the four food groups? For bachelors: Fast, Frozen, Junk and Spoiled. For drinkers: Malt, Hops, Barley and Yeast. For heavies: Caffeine, Fat, Sugar, Chocolate.
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'I'm very sad to announce this morning,
| Business jokes
'I'm very sad to announce this morning, girls, that Miss Jones has decided to retire,' said the principal at morning assembly. ' Now we will all stand and sing this morning's hymn....now Thank We All Our God.
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My computer isn't that nervous. It's just a
| Computer jokes
My computer isn't that nervous. It's just a bit ANSI.
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Q: Why can't blondes put in light
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Q: Why can't blondes put in light bulbs? A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.
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A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming. “What’s all the screaming about in there? You’re scaring the customers!” “I’m just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush,something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls.” With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says… “You idiot!” “You’re sitting on the mop bucket!