A somewhat advanced society has figured
| College jokes
A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form. A student, needing some learning, goes to the pharmacy and asks what kind of knowledge pills are available. The pharmacist says, "Here's a pill for English literature." The student takes the pill and swallows it
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What kind of dog always needs a shave?
| Dog jokes
What kind of dog always needs a shave? A bearded collie!
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Why did the spotted pigs run away?
| Pig jokes
Why did the spotted pigs run away? They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.
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Q: What's delaying the Polish space
| Ethnic jokes
Q: What's delaying the Polish space program? A: Development of a working match.
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Why did the angel lose her job?
| Heaven and hell jokes
Why did the angel lose her job? She had harp failure.
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Waiter: Why are you taking so long to order? Diner: I can’t decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.