What should you do if you have a basset hound over
| Dog jokes
What should you do if you have a basset hound over for dinner? Have a short table!
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What is the strongest
| Horse jokes
What is the strongest animal? A racehorse, because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!
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Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
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Democrats' favorite Christmas carol is
| Political jokes
Democrats' favorite Christmas carol is "Deck the Halls." Young Democrat's favorite Christmas carol is "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer." Republican's favorite Christmas carol is "White Christmas." Young Republicans' favorite Christmas carol is "White Christmas."
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What are the four food groups? For bachelors: Fast, Frozen, Junk and Spoiled. For drinkers: Malt, Hops, Barley and Yeast. For heavies: Caffeine, Fat, Sugar, Chocolate.