Your Honor, it was an accident! I had to run into
| Cow jokes
Your Honor, it was an accident! I had to run into the fence to keep from hitting the cow! Was it a Jersey cow? I don't know, I didn't see her license plate!
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Doctor, doctor my sister here keeps
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, doctor my sister here keeps thinking she's invisible! What sister?
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What are hurricanes with a central dense
| Weather jokes
What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called? -Hurricanes with cataracts
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HWhy did the monster lie on his back?
| Monster jokes
HWhy did the monster lie on his back? To trip up low-flying aircraft.
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A trio
| Military jokes
A trio of old veterans were bragging about the heroic exploits of their ancestors one afternoon down at the VFW hall. "My great grandfather, at age 13," one declared proudly, "was a drummer boy at Shiloh." "Mine," boasts another, "went down with Custer at the Battle of Little Big Horn."
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I’ve been e-mailing William Shakespeare. William Shakespeare’s dead, silly. No wonder he hasn’t replied.