Your Honor, it was an accident! I had to run into

Teacher: In 1940, what were the Poles doing in

| School jokes

Teacher: In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia ? Pupil: Holding up the telegraph lines !

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First witch: My, hasn't your little

| Witch jokes

First witch: My, hasn't your little girl grown ? Second witch: Yes, she's certainly gruesome.

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Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears

| Mouse jokes

Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves ? Mickey Moose !

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Monster: I've got to walk 25 miles

| Car and train jokes

Monster: I've got to walk 25 miles home. Ghost: Why don't you take a train. Monster: I did once, but my mother made me give it back.

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Q: What's the difference between a violist and

| Music jokes

Q: What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker? A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.

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Your Honor, it was an accident! I had to run into the fence to keep from hitting the cow! Was it a Jersey cow? I don’t know, I didn’t see her license plate!