Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian
| Political jokes
Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem in less than 48 hours? A: Put Janet Reno in charge.
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Teacher: Didn't you hear me call
| School jokes
Teacher: Didn't you hear me call you? Pupil: But you said not to answer you back!
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The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing
| Sport jokes
The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. "Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t? she asked the instructor. "P-u-t-t is correct, he replied. "Put means to place a thing where you want it. Putt means merely a vain attempt to do the same thing."
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What political party entices most
| Gorilla jokes
What political party entices most Gorillas? The Treepublican Party!
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What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a
| Gorilla jokes
What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming? Paul, stop monkeying around!
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Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots? A: You only have to teach them to take off.