FARMER: Who raided my vegetable
| Pig jokes
FARMER: Who raided my vegetable patch? PIGLET: Beets me!
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What happened to Lady Godiva's horse when he
| Horse jokes
What happened to Lady Godiva's horse when he saw she had no clothes on? It made him shy!
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A customer walks into a restaurant and
| Business jokes
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall: $500 If we fail to fill your order! When his waitress arrives, he orders elephant nuts on rye. She calmly writes down his order and walks into the kitchen where all hell breaks loose! The restaurant owner comes stormin
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Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution
| Blonde jokes
Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning? A: A visitor.
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Q: How many idiots who ask stupid
| Idiot and fool jokes
Q: How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Change it to what?'
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What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called? -Hurricanes with cataracts