Why are bananas never lonely?
| Banana jokes
Why are bananas never lonely? Because they hang around in bunches.
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What dog loves to take bubble baths ?
| Bath jokes
What dog loves to take bubble baths ? A shampoodle !
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A man arrived at a seaside hotel
| Travel and tourist jokes
A man arrived at a seaside hotel where he had made a reservation rather late at night. All the lights were out, so he knocked on the door. After a long time a light appeared in an upstairs window and a woman called out, "Who are you? What do you want?" "I'm staying here!" "Stay there, then,"
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Q: What do you call a frog
| Frog jokes
Q: What do you call a frog with no hind legs? A: Unhoppy!!
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May I take your order? the waiter asked.
| Food jokes
May I take your order? the waiter asked. "Yes, how do you prepare your chickens?" "Nothing special sir," he replied. "We just tell them straight out that they're going to die."
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Back in the Old West three Texas cowboys were about to be hung for cattle rustling. The lynch mob brought the three men to a tree right at the edge of the Rio Grande. The idea was that when each man had died, they’d cut the rope and he’d drop into the river and drift out of sight They put the first cowboy in the noose, but he was so sweaty and greasy he slipped out, fell in the river and swam to freedom. They tied the noose around the second cowboy’s head. He, too, oozed out of the rope, dropped into the river and got away. As they dragged the third Texan to the scaffold, he resisted, “Please! Would yaw’l tighten that noose a little bit? I can’t swim!”