What do witches eat at Halloween
| Halloween jokes
What do witches eat at Halloween ? Spooketti, halloweenies, devils food cake and booberry pie !
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What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every
| Elephant jokes
What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ? An elephant with hiccups !
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A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool
| Aviation jokes
A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool on the aviation frequencies. This was his first time approaching a field during the nighttime, and instead of making any official requests to the tower, he said, "Guess who?" The controller switched the field lights off and replied, "Guess wher
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Q: How many republicans does
| Political jokes
Q: How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes? A: None. The democrats do that.
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What aftershave do monsters wear?
| Monster jokes
What aftershave do monsters wear? Brute.
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When a blonde goes to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat ? Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row’