At an outdoor press conference, Al Gore was

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At an outdoor press conference, Al Gore was addressing harsh criticism of being “lifeless as a statue.” “That is absurd,” Gore stoically stated. “When elected, the people of America will see just how passionate and alive I truly am.” Embarrassed for her husband, Tipper, leaned in to whisper, “Honey, you have a pigeon on your head.”