Patron: Waiter, why is there a spider
| Waiter jokes
Patron: Waiter, why is there a spider in my glass? Waiter: It scares away the flies.
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Q: What do little trees say
| Halloween jokes
Q: What do little trees say on Halloween? A: Twig or treat.
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Q: How does a blonde kill a worm?
| Blonde jokes
Q: How does a blonde kill a worm? A: She burys it.
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Men are like plungers.
| Men jokes
Men are like plungers. They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom
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David received a parrot for his birthday. This
| Bird jokes
David received a parrot for his birthday. This parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and terrible vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren't expletives were, to say the least, rude. David tried hard to change the bird's attitude. He was constantly saying polite words
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How do you know if you have a tough mosquito ? You slap him and he slaps you back !