A snake
| Blind jokes
A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, when they collided at the intersection. They immediately began to argue with one another as to who was at fault for the mishap. When the snake remarked that he had been blind since birth, and thus should b
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One afternoon a little boy was playing
| Religious jokes
One afternoon a little boy was playing outdoors. He used his mother's broom as a horse and had a wonderful time until it was getting dark. He left the broom on the back porch. His mother was cleaning up the kitchen when she realized that her broom was missing. She asked the little boy abou
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How do footballers send messages?
| E-mail jokes
How do footballers send messages? By referee-mail.
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On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker
| Food jokes
On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack.
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What do rodents say when they play bingo ?
| Mouse jokes
What do rodents say when they play bingo ? 'Eyes down for a full mouse' !
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A big-game hunter came across a dinosaur in the middle of the jungle and stared at it surprise.”You’re extinct,” he said. The dinosaur was hard of hearing.”What was that you said?” The hunter shouted at the top of his voice.”You are extinct.” The dinosaur looked a little nonplused. “So would you if you’d been dead for six milion years.”