Q: What's the difference between trumpet
| Music jokes
Q: What's the difference between trumpet players and government bonds? A: Government bonds eventually mature and earn money.
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What food is good for the brain?
| Food jokes
What food is good for the brain? Noodle soup.
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How do you start an insect race ?
| Insect jokes
How do you start an insect race ? One, two, flea - go
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President
| Clinton jokes
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing the steps to board Air Force One. Under each arm he is carrying a souvenir of his trip -- a live razorback. At the top of the jetway, he is met by the guard, a Marine sergeant, who issues a crisp salute. "I'd salute
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An idiot decided to start a chicken
| Idiot and fool jokes
An idiot decided to start a chicken farm, so he bought a hundred chickens to start. A month later, he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at the dealers for another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died.
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What does a clam do on his birthday? He shellabrates!