Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot
| Sport jokes
Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom ? Captain: Well, it could have been worse. Manager: How ? Captain: There could have been more teams in the league !
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It's for my mother-in-law," explained the
| Marriage jokes
It's for my mother-in-law," explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash, he gestured down at the dog and said, "My Doberman here killed her." "Gee...That's terrible," commiserated the spectator. "But... Hmmmm... Is there anyway you might lend me your dog for a day
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An angel in heaven was welcoming a new
| Heaven and hell jokes
An angel in heaven was welcoming a new arrival. "How did you get here?" he asked. And the new angel replied, "Flu..."
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What goes eek, eek, bang?
| Mouse jokes
What goes eek, eek, bang? A mouse in a minefield !
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What does a queen bee do when she burps
| Insect jokes
What does a queen bee do when she burps ? Issues a royal pardon !
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Which of Santa’s reindeers needs to mind his manners the most? “Rude”olph’