A blonde, a brunette, and a

A farmer

| Farmer jokes

A farmer was interviewing a young man for the job of assistant farmhand. `You'll need to be fit,' said the farmer. `Have you ever had any illnesses? Any accidents?' 'No, sir,' replied the young man proudly. `But you're on crutches. You must have had an accident! said the farmer. `Oh, the

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Two cartons of yogurt walk

| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub of cottage cheese, says to them, "We don't serve your kind in here." One of the yogurt cartons says back to him, "Why not? We're cultured individuals."

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Complaint About Ho Chi Minh

| Vietnamese

Let's talk again about an all-too-familiar subject: Ho Chi Minh and his ghastly credos. What follows is a series of remarks addressed to the readers of this letter and to Minh himself. There are no two ways about it; I have a tendency to report the more sensational things that he is up to, the more

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What is the difference between Father Christmas

| Dog jokes

What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog ? Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants!

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Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and

| Dirty jokes

Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day in Iraq? A: They don't want to wear out the camel.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a man are driving in their pick-up truck. The brunette was sitting up front with the man and the blonde was in the back. While driving across a bridge the man lost control of the truck and drove over the side of the bridge. After the truck had sunk, the man and brunette fought their way out of the cab and surfaced. A couple of minutes later the blonde came out of the water, panting and breathless. Where have you been? asked the man. I can’t believe you left me down there! I couldn’t get the tailgate open!