Is there a mouse in the house ?
| Mouse jokes
Is there a mouse in the house ? No, but there's a moose on the loose !
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Q. How are husbands like lawn mowers?
| Marriage jokes
Q. How are husbands like lawn mowers? A. They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odours, and half the time they don't work.
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Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
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A tourist walked into a fish and chip shop in
| Food jokes
A tourist walked into a fish and chip shop in Ireland. "I'll have fish and chips twice," he orders. "Sure, I heard you the first time," came the reply.
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During a visit to a military medical clinic,
| Military jokes
During a visit to a military medical clinic, I was sent to the lab to have blood drawn. The technician there was friendly and mentioned that his mood improved every day because he was due to leave the service in two months. As he applied the tourniquet on my arm, he told me that taking the blo
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Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Lady of Perpetual Motion parochial school in an advanced state of agitation. “Father!” she cried, “just WAIT until you hear this!” The priest led the sister to a chair, and said, ” Now just calm down and tell me what has you so excited?” “Well, father” the nun began, “I was just walking down the hall to the chapel and I heard some of the older boys wagering money!” “A serious infraction, indeed!” said the priest. “But that’s not what has me so excited, father” replied the nun, “it was WHAT they were wagering ON! They had wagered on a contest to see who could urinate the highest on the wall!!” “What an incredible wager!” exclaimed the priest, “What did you do?” “Well, I hit the CEILING, father.” “How much did you win?”