Who invented King Arthur’s round table ? Sir Circumference !
Category: History jokes
Why did Arthur have a round
Why did Arthur have a round table ? So no one could corner him !
Why were the early days of history called the
Why were the early days of history called the dark ages ? Because there were so many knights !
What did Caesar say to
What did Caesar say to Cleopatra ? Toga-ether we can rule the world !
Why did the Romans build
Why did the Romans build straight roads ? So their soldiers didn’t go around the bend !
When did Caesar reign ?
When did Caesar reign ? I didn’t know he reigned. Of course he did, didn’t they hail him ?
If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders,
If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders, who supported Atlas ? His wife !
Who succeeded the first President of the USA
Who succeeded the first President of the USA ? The second one !
Why does history keep repeating itself
Why does history keep repeating itself ? Because we weren’t listening the first time !
Where did the pilgrims land when they came to
Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America ? On their feet !