A policeman had a
| Police jokes
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting many. Then, he discovered the problem; a 10 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read, "SPEED TRAP AHEAD". The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign painted
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How does a baritone make phone calls?
| Telephone jokes
How does a baritone make phone calls? Song distance!
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A computer geek goes to prison
| Criminal jokes
A computer geek goes to prison for fraud, they put him in a cell with a 300LB guy, Having heard what happens to geeks in prison and being nervous he figures he had better introduce himself, He extends his hand and says with a quivering voice, Hi my name is John Smith. The big guy who actual
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A police man was on
| Police jokes
A police man was on duty one night and he headed up to "Make out Mountain" to try to catch some couples in the act. When he got up there he stopped at the first car where a couple sat, and was surprised to see the man was reading and the girl next to him was knitting. He tapped on the wind
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What type of sense of humor does rain
| Weather jokes
What type of sense of humor does rain have? -A very wet sense of humor
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Salesman: That suit looks nice. It fits like a bandage. Customer: Thanks. I bought it by accident.