Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why
| Lawyer jokes
Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? A: It might be your bicycle.
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Conductor, this bus
| Bus jokes
Conductor, this bus was very slow! Oh, I expect we'll pick up speed now you're getting off!
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Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?
| Cow jokes
Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle? It wants to keep it's Stockholm!
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What is the definition of "moon"?
| Cow jokes
What is the definition of "moon"? The past tense of "moo"!
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Science teacher: What happened when
| School jokes
Science teacher: What happened when electricity was first discovered? Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.
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One day two blind men started fighting. Pretty soon a crowd surrounded them. Then one of the members of the crowd yelled out “I bet 10 bucks on the one with the knife.” Both men ran away.