Tom had this problem of getting up late in
| Business jokes
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it. So Tom went to his doctor who gave him a pill and told him to take it before he went to bed. Tom slept well and in fact be
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What's the definition of unlikely?
| Accountant jokes
What's the definition of unlikely? A photo-spread in Playboy titled 'The World's Top Accountants - Nude!.
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The assistant asked the blonde if she would
| Blonde jokes
The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"
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A frog came into a bank to obtain a loan. He
| Frog jokes
A frog came into a bank to obtain a loan. He spoke to the loan officer Mr. Paddywack. When Mr. Paddywack asked the frog what he had for loan collateral, the frog held out his hand. "What's that?" asked Mr. Paddywack, but the frog could not talk. So, Mr. Paddywack took the frog in to see the ma
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Hello? Fred's Restaurant.
| Restaurant jokes
Hello? Fred's Restaurant. Hello! I'd like to know, do you serve crabs? We serve anyone, sir! Come on in!
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Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America ? On their feet !