Two cartons of yogurt walk
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub of cottage cheese, says to them, "We don't serve your kind in here." One of the yogurt cartons says back to him, "Why not? We're cultured individuals."
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An ideal homework excuse
| School jokes
An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had
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A rather attractive woman
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A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard which is ful
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What's the hardest thing about learning to ride
| Horse jokes
What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse? The ground!
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Q: What's a blonde's favorite
| Blonde jokes
Q: What's a blonde's favorite color? A: A light shade of clear.
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What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall ? A good jumpurr !