Q: What does Bill Clinton
| Clinton jokes
Q: What does Bill Clinton have in common with former great Presidents? A: Absolutely nothing.
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Q: What is a crowbar?
| Bird jokes
Q: What is a crowbar? A: A place were crows go to get a drink!
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Now my motto in
| College jokes
Now my motto in life, said the school chaplain, "is work hard, play hard and pray hard. How about you, Harriet?" "My motto is let bygones be bygones." "That's good. Why did you choose that?" "Then I wouldn't have to take any history classes!"
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And will there be
| Travel and tourist jokes
And will there be anything else, sir? the bellboy asked after setting out an elaborate dinner for two. "No thank you," the gentleman replied. "That will be all." As the young man turned to leave, he noticed a beautiful satin negligee on the bed. "Anything for your wife ?" he asked. "Yeah!
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What game do you play if you don't take care of
| Teeth jokes
What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth? Tooth (truth) or Consequences.
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Two men were in a restaurant and ordered fish. The waiter brought a dish with two fish, one larger than the other. One of the men said to the other, “Please help yourself.” The other one said “Okay”, and helped himself to the larger fish. After a tense silence, the first one said, “really, now, if you had offered me the first choice, I would have taken the smaller fish!” The other one replied, “What are you complaining for; you have it, don’t you?”