Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor?
| Rabbit jokes
Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor? For hare care.
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Q. Why do men buy electric
| Men jokes
Q. Why do men buy electric lawn mowers? A. So they can find their way back to the house.
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Q: What do you call a male quartet?
| Music jokes
Q: What do you call a male quartet? A: Three men and a tenor.
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The priest was preparing a man for his long
| Religious jokes
The priest was preparing a man for his long day's journey into night. Whispering firmly, the priest said, "Denounce the Devil! Let him know how little you think of his evil!" The dying man said nothing. The priest repeated his order. Still the dying man said nothing. The priest asked, "Why do you
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A lady was
| Police jokes
A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even though all the signs say not to. The fumes that came out of the gas tank ignited, severely burning her hands. But it also lit up her arm, too! Instead of rolling on the ground to put it out, she panicked. She took of
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Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village ? Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!