What’s an actuary?

Moses,

| Religious jokes

Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and lands in the water trap. Moses parts the water and chips the ball onto the green. Jesus steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and lands in

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Do you like

| Internet jokes

Do you like surfing the net? Oh yes, I've really taken a shine to it. (Moon to Sun)

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What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a

| Vampire jokes

What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold? Coffin medicine.

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Q: How many senators does it take

| Political jokes

Q: How many senators does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two to sponsor the bill and thirty-three to constitute a quorum.

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What kind of monster is safe

| Monster jokes

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?- A wash and wear wolf

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What’s an actuary? An accountant without the sense of humour.