When the cat's away.....?
| Cat jokes
When the cat's away.....? The house smells better !
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Once as Laloo was coming out of airport,
| Aviation jokes
Once as Laloo was coming out of airport, there was huge rush and the security guard told him, "Wait Please." To which Laloo replied, "65 kgs," and moved on.
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Your Honor, it was an accident! I had to run into
| Cow jokes
Your Honor, it was an accident! I had to run into the fence to keep from hitting the cow! Was it a Jersey cow? I don't know, I didn't see her license plate!
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You said this horse could
| Horse jokes
You said this horse could jump as high as a ten foot fence and he can't jump at all. Well neither can a fence!
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Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the
| Ethnic jokes
Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wongs have a new baby. The nurse brings them over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, definitely Caucasian white baby boy! "Congratulations," says the nurse to the new parents. "What will you name the baby"? The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and s
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Q: What do you call a male quartet? A: Three men and a tenor.