A man from the city is out plowing his field
| Farmer jokes
A man from the city is out plowing his field and gets his tractor stuck in the wet ground. A farmer driving by stops his truck and walks to the fence to call over the city feller. You need a mule to plow such wet ground he says. "Where can I buy one?" he is asked. Well, I just happened t
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What was the policeman's
| Baby jokes
What was the policeman's baby's first words ? Hallo, Hallo, Hallo !
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Every night, after dinner, a
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent the whole evening there, and arrived home very drunk around midnight each night. He always had trouble getting his key into the keyhole and getting the door opened. His wife, waiting up for him, would go to the door and l
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From the pilot during his welcome message:
| Aviation jokes
From the pilot during his welcome message: "We are pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry... Unfortunately none of them are on this flight.
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The priest was preparing a man for his long day’s journey into night. Whispering firmly, the priest said, “Denounce the Devil! Let him know how little you think of his evil!” The dying man said nothing. The priest repeated his order. Still the dying man said nothing. The priest asked, “Why do you refuse to denounce the Devil and his evil?” The dying man said, “Until I know where I’m heading, I don’t think I ought to aggravate anybody!”