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Honey, said this

| Marriage jokes

Honey, said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn't go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking fancy meal!" "I know all that." "Then why did you invite a friend for supper?" "Because the poor

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Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

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What's pink, has five toes, and is

| Easter jokes

What's pink, has five toes, and is carried by the Easter Bunny? His lucky people's foot!

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What's a snakes favourite TV program ?

| Snake jokes

What's a snakes favourite TV program ? Monty Python!

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One woodworm met another. "How's life?" she

| Insect jokes

One woodworm met another. "How's life?" she asked. "Oh, same as usual," he replied, "boring."

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Nothing’s Ever Right by Mona Lott