Who was the most powerful
| Cat jokes
Who was the most powerful cat in China ? Chairman Miaow !
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It had been snowing for
| Car and train jokes
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: "Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may being plowing." Twenty minutes later there was another announcement: "Will the nine hundred students who went to move fourteen ca
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What type of people do vampires like?
| Vampire jokes
What type of people do vampires like? Type O positive people.
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Warning to shoplifters: Anyone
| Police jokes
Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any survivors will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.
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Q:What should Iraq get for its air defense
| Ethnic jokes
Q:What should Iraq get for its air defense system? A:A refund.
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What’s pink, has five toes, and is carried by the Easter Bunny? His lucky people’s foot!