What do you call a Scottish parrot ?
| Bird jokes
What do you call a Scottish parrot ? A Macaw !
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Winnie and Piglet sit on the bank of the river
| Dirty jokes
Winnie and Piglet sit on the bank of the river and smoke dope. A crocodile comes out of the river: - Hey pals, let me have a whiff. - Get lost, oh green one! - Come on guys, just one! - Go %@~# yourself! So what would you do? Well, the crocodile swallows Piglet and sits in his place. Winnie, inh
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What is the definition of a caterpillar ?
| Insect jokes
What is the definition of a caterpillar ? A worm in a fur coat !
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There are a
| Dirty jokes
There are a lot of folks that can't understand how we ran out of oil here in the USA. Well, here's the answer: It's simple.........nobody bothered to check the oil. Didn't know we were getting low. And of course the reason for that is geographical. Most of the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma, a
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Great news,
| Mental health jokes
Great news, Mr. Oscarson, the psychiatrist reported. "After eighteen months of therapy, I can pronounce you finally and completely cured of your kleptomania. You'll never be trapped by the desire to steal again." "Gee, that's great, Doc," the patient replied. "And just to prove it, I want
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Why did the rabbit cross the road? Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!