Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by
| Dog jokes
Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the occupants of this country actually eat dogs." "Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do." Nodding emphatically, the mother superior po
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As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided
| Marriage jokes
As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, "I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole marriage. All those nights when I told you I was working late, I was with other women. And not just one woman either, but I've slept with dozens of them
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Which ghost ate too much porridge?
| Ghost jokes
Which ghost ate too much porridge? Ghouldilocks.
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Q: Why did the blonde snort
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low? A: She thought it was Diet Coke.
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What was the name of the hog who was knighted by
| Pig jokes
What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur? Sir Lunchalot.
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Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake? To a weterinarian!