A Republican and a Democrat

Q. If you were lost in

| Music jokes

Q. If you were lost in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune bagpipe player, an out of tune bagpipe player, or Santa Claus? A. The out of tune bagpipe player. The other two indicate you have been hallucinating.

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Ned: Boy! Was I ever in hot

| Bath jokes

Ned: Boy! Was I ever in hot water last night ! Ed: You were? What did you do ? Ned: I took a bath !

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The Joys of Horse-riding by Jim Kama

| Book title jokes

The Joys of Horse-riding by Jim Kama

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What pillar doesn't need holding up ?

| Insect jokes

What pillar doesn't need holding up ? A caterpillar !

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Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their

| Men jokes

Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1. No mind 2. No business.

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A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person. The Republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come to his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person. The Democrat was very impressed, and when they came to another homeless person, he decided to help. He walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. He then reached into the Republican’s pocket and gave the homeless person fifty dollars.