How are tigers like sergeants in the
| Various animal jokes
How are tigers like sergeants in the army ? They both wear stripes !
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Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Its OK, Sir, there's no extra charge!
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A guy took his blonde
| Blonde jokes
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to a football game for the first time. After the game he asked his girlfriend how she liked the game. "Oh, I really liked it," she said, "but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents." "What on earth do you mean???" "Well
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Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my
| Waiter jokes
Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup! Waiter: Don't worry, Sir, it's not that hot!
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Don't eat the cookies so fast they'll keep.
| Food jokes
Don't eat the cookies so fast they'll keep. I know, but I want to eat as many as I can before I lose my appetite !
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Where do steers go to dance? To the Meat Ball!