An eighty year old couple decide to
| Dirty jokes
An eighty year old couple decide to try for a child. They visit the doctor who asks the old geezer to produce a sperm sample in a bottle. After two weeks, the couple return and the bottle is empty. "What's the problem?" asks the doctor. "Well," says the old man, "First I tried it with my right h
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Tuba Player: Did you hear
| Music jokes
Tuba Player: Did you hear my last recital? Friend: I hope so.
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Why do polo bears like bald men ?
| Hair and bald jokes
Why do polo bears like bald men ? Because they have a great, white, bear place !
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What's blue and has big ears ?
| Elephant jokes
What's blue and has big ears ? An elephant at the North Pole !
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Standing at the
| Fishing jokes
Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water. Unable to swim, the man screamed for help. A trout fisherman ran up. The man said, "My wife is drowning and I can't swim. Please save her. I'll give you a hundred dollars." The fisherman dove into the wate
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Grandma, is it exciting being 99? It certainly is! If I wasn’t 99 I’d be dead.