What do you call a three-footed aardvark?
| Aardvark jokes
What do you call a three-footed aardvark? A yardvark!
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Another friend of mine is a very successful
| Business jokes
Another friend of mine is a very successful businessman. He started with five thousand pounds - now he owes fifty-five million.
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What is the hamburgers' motto?
| Burger jokes
What is the hamburgers' motto? If at first you don't succeed, fry, fry again!
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What did the cow wear to the football game?
| Cow jokes
What did the cow wear to the football game? A Jersey.
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Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and
| School jokes
Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and won't be able to come to school today. School Secretary: Who is this? Pupil: This is my father speaking!
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Sharon: I’m so homesick. Sheila: But this is your home! Sharon: I know and I’m sick of it.