A manager was being interviewed after he had
| Sport jokes
A manager was being interviewed after he had resigned from a football club? "Were the crowd not behind you" asked the reporter "They were right behind me all right", said the manager, "But I managed to shake them off at the station!"
[ read more ]
I had a funny dream last night, Mom.
| Children jokes
I had a funny dream last night, Mom. Did you? I dreamed I was awake, but when I woke up I found I was asleep.
[ read more ]
One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from
| Old age jokes
One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in bed with another woman. Angry, she became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their apartment, killing him instantly. When brought before the court on charges of murder, she was asked if she had anythin
[ read more ]
What did you get for your birthday?
| Birthday jokes
What did you get for your birthday? Another year!
[ read more ]
Why is food better than men?
| Dirty jokes
Why is food better than men? Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.
[ read more ]
Contrary to what people say, you can indeed drink to relax. Of course sometimes, you get so calm, you can’t move.