I don’t know where you got your face

What does an aardvark take for

| Aardvark jokes

What does an aardvark take for ant-digestion? Anta-Seltzer!

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Fred: You've got a Roman nose.

| Face jokes

Fred: You've got a Roman nose. Harry: Like Julius Caesar? Fred: No, it's roamin' all over your face.

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Why don't dogs make good dancers ?

| Dance jokes

Why don't dogs make good dancers ? Because they have two left feet !

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A cop pulled up

| Ethnic jokes

A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, "What's your name and address?" "I'm Paddy O'Day, of no fixed address." The cop turned to the second drunk, and asked the same question. "I'm Seamus O'Toole, and I live in the flat above Paddy."

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Marriage is a three

| Marriage jokes

Marriage is a three ring circus: - Engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering.

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I don’t know where you got your face from, but i hope you have the receipt.