How do
| Aardvark jokes
How do you define an aardvark? Aan aanimal that resembles an aanteater!
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Q: How did a blind man drive his car?
| Blind jokes
Q: How did a blind man drive his car? A: One hand on the wheel; the other on the road.
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Teddy came thundering down the stairs, much to
| Parent jokes
Teddy came thundering down the stairs, much to his father's annoyance. 'Teddy,' he called, 'how many more times have I got to tell you to come down the stairs quietly? Now, go back up and come down like a civilised human being. There was a silence, and Teddy reappeared in the front room. 'Tha
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How do you stop a monster from
| Monster jokes
How do you stop a monster from smelling? Cut off his nose.
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What do you call an overweight ET ?
| Space jokes
What do you call an overweight ET ? An extra cholesterol !
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What’s the chilliest ground in the premiership? Cold Trafford!