What’s the chilliest ground in the

How do

| Aardvark jokes

How do you define an aardvark? Aan aanimal that resembles an aanteater!

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Q: How did a blind man drive his car?

| Blind jokes

Q: How did a blind man drive his car? A: One hand on the wheel; the other on the road.

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Teddy came thundering down the stairs, much to

| Parent jokes

Teddy came thundering down the stairs, much to his father's annoyance. 'Teddy,' he called, 'how many more times have I got to tell you to come down the stairs quietly? Now, go back up and come down like a civilised human being. There was a silence, and Teddy reappeared in the front room. 'Tha

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How do you stop a monster from

| Monster jokes

How do you stop a monster from smelling? Cut off his nose.

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What do you call an overweight ET ?

| Space jokes

What do you call an overweight ET ? An extra cholesterol !

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What’s the chilliest ground in the premiership? Cold Trafford!