Q: What's the differents between
| Clinton jokes
Q: What's the differents between Bill Clinton and an elephant? A: About 20 pounds and a jogging suit.
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If you had a million dollars and gave away one
| Money jokes
If you had a million dollars and gave away one quarter, and another quarter, and then another quarter, how much would you have left? A million dollars minus 75 cents.
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This Marine drill instructor, completely
| Military jokes
This Marine drill instructor, completely frazzled by the ineptitude of his recruits, burst into a blue streak of swearing hot enough to blister paint. He broke off suddenly when he noticed one of the recruits had been talking in ranks. "WHAT WAS THAT YOU SAID, RECRUIT??" the drill sergeant hollered
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A guy comes
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand. The turtle's one eye is black and blue, two of his legs are bandaged, and his whole shell is taped together with duct tape. The bartender looks at the guy and asks: "What's wrong with your turtle?" "Not a thing," the man responds, thi
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Q: How many Democrats does it take to
| Political jokes
Q: How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb? A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers.
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Q: Why are men like laxatives? A: They irritate the shit out of you.