Woman in bed: Aaagh! Aaagh! A ghost just floated

A customer walks into a restaurant and

| Business jokes

A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall: $500 If we fail to fill your order! When his waitress arrives, he orders elephant nuts on rye. She calmly writes down his order and walks into the kitchen where all hell breaks loose! The restaurant owner comes stormin

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What's at the end of Moby Dick?

| Various animal jokes

What's at the end of Moby Dick? A whale of a time!

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A market researcher called at a house and his

| Dirty jokes

A market researcher called at a house and his knock was answered by a young woman with three small children running around her. He asked her if she minded replying to his questions and she agreed. He asked her if she knew his company,Cheeseborough-Ponds. When she said no, he mentioned that amon

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Why did the little pig try to

| Pig jokes

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy? He loved to sing, "Oinkers Aweight"

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A gang of witches broke into a blood bank last

| Humor jokes

A gang of witches broke into a blood bank last night and stole a thousand pints of blood. Police are still hunting for the clots.

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Woman in bed: Aaagh! Aaagh! A ghost just floated into my room! Ghost: Don’t worry, ma’am, I’m just passing through.