Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a
| Music jokes
Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin? A: You get light music.
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A man has spent many days
| Business jokes
A man has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His camel has died of thirst. He's crawling through the sands, certain that he has breathed his last, when all of a sudden he sees a shiny object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him. He crawls to the object, pulls it
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Q: Why did the Italian boy want to grow
| Ethnic jokes
Q: Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache? A: So he could look like his mama.
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Motorist: When I bought this car you
| Car and train jokes
Motorist: When I bought this car you told me it was rust-free, but underneath it's covered with rust Dealer: Yes, sir. The car is rust-free. We didn't charge you for it, did we?
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What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the
| Cow jokes
What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher? Ground round!
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They’re not going to grow bananas any longer. Really? Why not? Because they’re long enough already.