Why are bats blind?
| Blind jokes
Why are bats blind? Well, your eyesight wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all day would it?'
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Why do hurricanes
| Weather jokes
Why do hurricanes travel so fast? Because if they travelled slowly, we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.
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Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes.
| Rabbit jokes
Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes. They hide in a pile of hay, one rabbit says to the other one "ok we can run for it or we can stay here and out number them. And the other rabbit says, "were going to run for it you idiot I'm your brother.
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Policeman: Now, sir, how did you come to have
| Police jokes
Policeman: Now, sir, how did you come to have this accident? Motorist: Well, the sign just there says, `Stop ? Look ? Listen'. And while I was doing that the train hit me.
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Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ?
| History jokes
Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ? He wanted Mark Antony !
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Q: “How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?” A: “We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time.”