What is a ghost favorite fruit ? Boonanaa !
Category: Banana jokes
If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana
If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make ? Slippers !
What is long and yellow and always points
What is long and yellow and always points north? A magnetic banana.
Why is a banana peel on the
Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music? Because if you don’t C sharp you’ll B flat.
What is the difference between a banana and a
What is the difference between a banana and a bell? You can only peel (peal) the banana once.
What is the easiest way to make a
What is the easiest way to make a banana split? Cut it in half.
What did the boy banana say to the girl
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana? “You have a lot of appeal.”
What’s the best way to get King Kong to sit up
What’s the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg? Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.
What would you call two
What would you call two banana skins ? A pair of slippers.
Mother Banana: Why didn’t you go
Mother Banana: Why didn’t you go to school today? Little Banana: Because I didn’t peel well.