Waiter, what is this cockroach doing on my ice
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, what is this cockroach doing on my ice cream sundae ? Skiing sir !
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How can you tell if someone who's having a
| Telephone jokes
How can you tell if someone who's having a temper tantrum is on the phone? You get a tizzy signal!
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Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby
| Baby jokes
Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby sister? I'd much rather have a jelly baby.
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come
| Humor jokes
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.
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Q. Why did Mrs. Smokey the Bear divorce
| Various animal jokes
Q. Why did Mrs. Smokey the Bear divorce Smokey the Bear? A. Because every time she got hot, he'd beat her with a shovel!
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Mother Banana: Why didn’t you go to school today? Little Banana: Because I didn’t peel well.