Mother Banana: Why didn’t you go

Waiter, what is this cockroach doing on my ice

| Waiter jokes

Waiter, what is this cockroach doing on my ice cream sundae ? Skiing sir !

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How can you tell if someone who's having a

| Telephone jokes

How can you tell if someone who's having a temper tantrum is on the phone? You get a tizzy signal!

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Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby

| Baby jokes

Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby sister? I'd much rather have a jelly baby.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come

| Humor jokes

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Q. Why did Mrs. Smokey the Bear divorce

| Various animal jokes

Q. Why did Mrs. Smokey the Bear divorce Smokey the Bear? A. Because every time she got hot, he'd beat her with a shovel!

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Mother Banana: Why didn’t you go to school today? Little Banana: Because I didn’t peel well.